Tuesday, February 2, 2010

It's a tumor

The right testicle hurts if I touch it or if i move up the right leg?Urolog help plz?

This is the third time that I do this question, plz help Im desperate :(
Firstable sorry my animal english, and if you're going to say go to the doc, plz dont even respond.I need a serious answer to create at least one idea of what can this be.

3 months ago it started to hurt all of a sudden while I was turning back home from school.After I had some rest, it stoped and dissapeard.
1 month later started again but was hurting a little more, and from then, it has been hurting on and off till yestarday but it didnt hurt when masturbate, or sometimes I have been masturbating while it was hurting a little but the pain seemed to be not related to masturbation.Now its hurting ..hmmm.. lets say in a different way.it hurts when I touch it, when I move up the right leg and when I walk.
Can this be toursion?from what I know it has to be operated in 24 hours.

I have to say that the last weeks i have been masturbating daily one or two times a day maybe thats why it started to hurt more.

and one last thing, when I was younger I always suspected that I had a problem somewhere down there, because after ejaculation, I had the strong feling to urinate but when I used to go to urinate, it didn't came out.there is something wrong in this, no? and when I masturbated more then one time I was totally blocked, I couldn't urinate for hours.
Plz tell me what is it?


Most of the answers so far are "Go to a doctor." Corky is a bit more detailed in the reply:
That sounds like a tumor or a nasty infection. If it's an infection you need treatment appropriate to the type of infection and you probably need the puss drained by a doctor.

If a tumor you need a biopsy to find out if it's cancerous or not.

The pattern doens't sound much like an injury, but it could be a hernia. That needs to be checked out just as much anything else as the only viable treatment will be surgery.

Whatever is causing the pain, I'm afraid a doctor will need to approach your bits with a scalpel. It may be tempting to delay further, but doing so could mean you'll eventually need those parts amputated instead of operated on.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

When you let Yahoo Answers users pick the best answer...

You get crap

Here was the question:

Did you find Obama's Education Speech offensive?
If you did what about the speech offended you?

If you didn't hear or see or read it, what about the speech offended you?


Here was the "Best Answer"

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
no, but the lesson plan was definitely offensive.

Apparently Glenn Beck is a Yahoo Answers user.

Here's a far better answer that was passed over:

I only read it, but after reading it I felt encouraged. I'm in college, fighting a serious chronic illness, neither of my parents went to college (in fact my father is a piece of **** deadbeat alcoholic asshole), my brother dropped out of highschool at 16, and I'm not doing that well financially... But I know that with strength and persistence I can be successful. And I plan on it.

Obama's speech just made me feel even more that I'm doing the right thing. I just hope that it inspires other kids to do the same.

Anyone saying that its against Obama's constitutional rights is an idiot. Not only does freedom of speech include the president's freedom of speech, but if education wasn't backed by the government as it was when the constitution was first written, the only people going would be the wealthy. Everyone needs an education, and needs to be proactive in getting one, is all Obama was trying to say.

What should I do wiht my hair???



The Question:

I need something new. What should I do with my hair?
http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx285/MeggoMyyEggo/Whiteee.jpg?t=1264907617

What should I do with my hair?

Corky's Answer:
Have a raffle at your school and sell off the right to shave your head as a breast cancer research fund raiser.

You won't have to worry about your hair for a while, you'll be known as "That cool chick who shaved her head to save boobies" and it'll look REALLY good on your college applications.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Corky being helpful???

What is a good program to install that lets me download free music?
besides bear share and lime wire

Corky's reply:

Oooohh, iTunes has a LOT of free, legal music in the iTunes store!

Movies and TV shows too! OH! and there are a lot of good music Podcasts too!
Source(s):
I use iTunes

Distorted View Callout!

Corky Asks What does "Jiggooo" mean?
Some of my friends say or write"JIGOO" as a greeting and won't tell me what it means.

Best Answer by moomie - Chosen by Voters
Jigoo: An official greeting between freaks.
Source(s):
Urban Dictionary

Corky is at it again!

What was the reason for Stacy Ferguson's dissapearance on Kids Incorporated?
On wikipedia, it says "Actors left the series when they "aged out" of their roles as kids. The disappearances of some long-running actors, such as Martika, Renee Sands, Stacy Ferguson, and Rahsaan Patterson, were written into the script." What was the reason for stacy's dissapearance? Thanks!

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
Her character went to college.


For ONCE Corky makes a some sense. Never mind the fact that the question is wrong about the provisions of the bill...

What can we do to stop the health care bill?
Lets march on Washington

Additional Details
Just wait until all you healthy unemployed people are fined for not paying for the goverment plan $300/mo.

1 month ago
a better way: limit the amounts on lawsuits- get the lawyers out of it they are the reson for the high costs

1 month ago
I'm afraid the only part of the plan that will survive is the part that forces all legal citizens to have insurance(like car insurance) whether you want it or not. After all us poor and middle class are the only ones not represented in Washington.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
Write your congresspeople and demand they READ the bill.


Can you believe people TRULY believe this proves obama = antichrist? Look for a 'pentagram' on his head.?
http://www.surfingtheapocalypse.net/pix2/pic216236.jpg

some people are soooooooo stupid

* 1 month ago

Additional Details
it didnt make the link clickable. just copy and paste

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
Oh God I hope he's the antichrist!

The whole POINT of supporting Israel was to bring about the conditions of the End Times. We've been working SO HARD to make things ready for Jesus to return and for all the Christians to be raptured. It would be GREAT if it finally happens!


I'm including the image in question here:

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Well THAT teen's life is screwed

What odes the word weezy mean in teen lingo?
My son says great night but no "weezy" waht the heck could he talking about. i saw it on his facebook page.. Not snooping just curious


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
It means he is "down" with class 1 drugs, like crack and amphetamines.

It's a new word that is being used in gangs which means, "I like to smoke meth and rob people"

I would get him some serious help as soon as possible.
Source(s):
I am an FBI agent


Asker's Rating:
4 out of 5
Asker's Comment:
thanks