Wednesday, April 13, 2011



Why does the demonrat party HQ in my town have a poster of the communist manifesto above the front desk?

Pipz n Gars

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker

they are marxists

You left out that it's a parody of Gov. Scott Walker and the GOP in Wisconsin, Ohio, Indiana, Florida and Utah.

Oxycontinus Addictus Maximus
Because you've OD'ed on tainted moonshine again.

Monday, January 31, 2011

Yet again I have been sent e-mail about a yahoo answers account that was "suspended" by Yahoo about 4 years ago.

Hello Distorted Vision

You have posted content to Yahoo! Answers in violation of our Community Guidelines or Terms of Service. As a result, your content has been deleted and 10 points have been deducted from your points total. Community Guidelines help to keep Yahoo! Answers a safe and useful community, so we appreciate your consideration of its rules.

Question: I find history lessons SO depressing at school, but my classmates love it!?

Deleted Answer: Welcome to the real world. Don't bother trying to hide from reality. It's time to put away your Princess Barbie toys and get ready to remove the blinders of childhood and start living in the real world. I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you, but the real world isn't all lollipops and candy canes. Life is harsh, cruel and unfair. For example, a woman has a one in four chance of being sexually assaulted in her lifetime. Men, one in nine. You stand a good chance of a violent death, and even if you escape a violent demise, a slow, painful decline as the result of disease is a good bet. Depending on where you live, you have anywhere form a 10% to 90% chance of being the victim of a violent crime. If the draft comes back as a result of the Iraq war, you'll be in the right age group to be drafted. You or someone you know will likely die in the conflict. Toughen up and get used to it, or you're going to be a pathetic, whimpering basket case before you're old enough to drink.

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And yet they still feel free to give me a "Best Answers" nod for the same suspended account, four years after they suspended it.
First day of skool outfit help?
I really need to get an outfit for skool. My style is kinda girlie and some wat hip-hop/ urban style. I am kinda slim and have brunette hair. Can anybody help me make an amzing outfit? i cant waste more than 100.00 on this out fit alone.So can anyboday help (the best one gets 5 stars)

Additional Details
Im am going to be a senior in high skool

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
Considering the fact that you can't even spell the word "School" correctly. I'd say clothing is the least of your problems.

Oh well, if you have no brains, you might as well LOOK good, and hopefully end up a trophy wife to a wealthy businessman.
Funny how the "Best answers" post has all the same problems as the "violation" one. consistency is not a hallmark of Yahoo Answers.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

You'll get shot

How can i go to central america or asia without visa? simply i enter in the plain and go?
i am russian and i want to go to asia for exemple
Corky's answer:
Most Asian countries require a visa for entrance.

Entering a country without the proper paperwork is illegal and can result in being arrested, jailed or in some countries simply shot as a suspected smuggler.

Monday, February 15, 2010

It would help if you stopped using steel wool q-tips

Can I use prescribed antibiotic ear drops and Debrox at the same time?
I have a terrible ear infection and was prescribed antibiotic drops which I've been using for a day now. There is a lot of pressure in the ear, though, and you can visibly see pockets of what I would assume is fluid/wax buildup on the side of my face next to my ear. It hurts a lot and I'm tried of popping pain meds that wear off too quickly. Can I use Debrox to clean the ear out while still on the antibiotic drops? The doc said the inside of the ear is very scratched and irritated, so I'm just worried the Debrox might irritate it further and cause more trouble.

Any help?

Your Answer:
I would call your doctor's office and ask. They'll likely be able to give you an answer of the phone without charge or a visit. It's possible the irritation is from excessive cleaning.

Failing that, try the Debrox and see if it causes irritation. Make sure to ALWAYS use the Debrox before using the prescription drops or you'll just wash away the medicine. I'd be surprise if it helps though. Debrox is for wax removal, and it sounds like you have pus coming out of your ear, not wax. The prescription drops are your best bet.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Yes, they know you smoke pot

I Heard Marijuana Can Be Traced In Your Blood/Piss Up To 30 Day Later, Is This Tru?

Corky's somewhat fictional answer:

That's not quite true.

It actually takes 45 to 60 days to be undetectable. 30 is an average, but there are a LOT of people for whom it takes longer. Hair samples can give you away months or years after you stop, depending on how long your hair is.

There are over the counter test kits in many drug stores. While not as sensitive as the ones employers and the police use, if you test positive with one you can guarantee you'll test positive if anyone pays for a high quality lab test.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

No, it won't make you blind

Can eye strain and looking a computer screen for too long cause Nystagmus?

Your Answer:
As my optometrist said when I asked the same question:

"You can't damage your eyes by using them"

Your eyes can get tired and you may even develop a slight tick and a headache if you put them under a LOT of strain but it won't damage them. The stereotype of book worms going blind from too many years of reading are just stories.
I have a VERY straining eyeglass prescription and work with computers. My eyes are under a LOT of stress from my job.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Weight loss tips from Corky

Is it possible to loose 60 pounds in 6 months?
I'm 14 soon to be 15 and need to loose some weight and fast! is it possible to loose 60 pounds in 6 months? what are some really good types and tricks to loosing weight super fast. people say you gain weight back when you loose it fast but i don't care. i will make sure if and when it comes off it stays off. please help me?,
any tips, tricks, ideas, guides, websites will be greatly appreciated :)

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
Not and keep it off.

Losing weight that fast just causes rebound gain when the fad diet ends. You need a real lifestyle change to keep weight off, and you need to lose it naturally and gradually.