tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38289830450707694442024-03-04T23:20:24.278-05:00Yahoo Answers SucksPeople keep getting suspended from Yahoo Answers for no apparent reason. People who give well thought out answers are "suspended" while racists complaining about all the non-whites in their neighborhoods get level 5 rankings. Why? Is there a method to the madness or is really as petty and random as people suspect?Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144510933266229692noreply@blogger.comBlogger84125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3828983045070769444.post-22143996580776199512011-04-13T08:51:00.000-04:002011-04-13T08:51:40.852-04:00CommieCrats<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiRYzYA4gPcpoKLSoryDpv4nKQdxlXVMlxFr5BhMOLaJvMKI40wqi_g5mZKqxLu7D_uUNycwdZWoFh8264jnwlLPCudHIHbm43DXQuXzzzqM6fXz-tCqgtrY1XsgsGxmr-EO1ahePxWeWY/s1600/commiecrats.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="400" width="354" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiRYzYA4gPcpoKLSoryDpv4nKQdxlXVMlxFr5BhMOLaJvMKI40wqi_g5mZKqxLu7D_uUNycwdZWoFh8264jnwlLPCudHIHbm43DXQuXzzzqM6fXz-tCqgtrY1XsgsGxmr-EO1ahePxWeWY/s400/commiecrats.jpg" /></a></div><br />
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<blockquote><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlNttm5qelDmJb7k9.axzOie5HNG;_ylv=3?qid=20110413041140AAxFhMD">Why does the demonrat party HQ in my town have a poster of the communist manifesto above the front desk?</a></blockquote> <br />
<blockquote>Pipz n Gars<br />
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they are marxists</blockquote><br />
<blockquote>FLSwampB...<br />
You left out that it's a parody of Gov. Scott Walker and the GOP in Wisconsin, Ohio, Indiana, Florida and Utah.</blockquote> <br />
<blockquote>Oxycontinus Addictus Maximus<br />
Because you've OD'ed on tainted moonshine again.<br />
</blockquote>Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144510933266229692noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3828983045070769444.post-55476343941440100712011-01-31T10:44:00.003-05:002011-01-31T10:50:59.123-05:00Yet again I have been sent e-mail about a yahoo answers account that was "suspended" by Yahoo about 4 years ago.<br />
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<blockquote><i><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 1em;"> Hello Distorted Vision<br />
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Question: I find history lessons SO depressing at school, but my classmates love it!?<br />
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Deleted Answer: Welcome to the real world. Don't bother trying to hide from reality. It's time to put away your Princess Barbie toys and get ready to remove the blinders of childhood and start living in the real world. I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you, but the real world isn't all lollipops and candy canes. Life is harsh, cruel and unfair. For example, a woman has a one in four chance of being sexually assaulted in her lifetime. Men, one in nine. You stand a good chance of a violent death, and even if you escape a violent demise, a slow, painful decline as the result of disease is a good bet. Depending on where you live, you have anywhere form a 10% to 90% chance of being the victim of a <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1296488532_3">violent crime</span>. If the draft comes back as a result of the Iraq war, you'll be in the right age group to be drafted. You or someone you know will likely die in the conflict. Toughen up and get used to it, or you're going to be a pathetic, whimpering basket case before you're old enough to drink.<br />
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And yet they still feel free to give me a <a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070802064435AAEHY7m">"Best Answers" nod</a> for the same suspended account, four years after they suspended it.<br />
<blockquote><b><i>First day of skool outfit help?</i></b><br />
<div class="content"><i>I really need to get an outfit for skool. My style is kinda girlie and some wat hip-hop/ urban style. I am kinda slim and have brunette hair. Can anybody help me make an amzing outfit? i cant waste more than 100.00 on this out fit alone.So can anyboday help (the best one gets 5 stars)</i></div><br />
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<div class="additional-details"><i>Im am going to be a senior in high skool</i></div><i><br />
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<div class="content"><i>Considering the fact that you can't even spell the word "School" correctly. I'd say clothing is the least of your problems.<br />
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Oh well, if you have no brains, you might as well LOOK good, and hopefully end up a trophy wife to a wealthy businessman.</i> </div></blockquote>Funny how the "Best answers" post has all the same problems as the "violation" one. consistency is not a hallmark of Yahoo Answers.Matthew Millerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15231470957925550626noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3828983045070769444.post-81851620084482385032010-02-16T13:02:00.001-05:002010-02-16T13:02:00.677-05:00You'll get shot<a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100202095256AAA5qzR">How can i go to central america or asia without visa? simply i enter in the plain and go?</a><br /><blockquote>i am russian and i want to go to asia for exemple</blockquote>Corky's answer:<br /><blockquote>Most Asian countries require a visa for entrance.<br /><br />Entering a country without the proper paperwork is illegal and can result in being arrested, jailed or in some countries simply shot as a suspected smuggler.</blockquote>Matthew Millerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15231470957925550626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3828983045070769444.post-1334087932952589962010-02-15T10:08:00.001-05:002010-02-15T10:08:00.380-05:00It would help if you stopped using steel wool q-tips<a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100131110526AAfAYJR">Can I use prescribed antibiotic ear drops and Debrox at the same time?</a><br /><blockquote>I have a terrible ear infection and was prescribed antibiotic drops which I've been using for a day now. There is a lot of pressure in the ear, though, and you can visibly see pockets of what I would assume is fluid/wax buildup on the side of my face next to my ear. It hurts a lot and I'm tried of popping pain meds that wear off too quickly. Can I use Debrox to clean the ear out while still on the antibiotic drops? The doc said the inside of the ear is very scratched and irritated, so I'm just worried the Debrox might irritate it further and cause more trouble.<br /><br />Any help?</blockquote><br />Your Answer:<br /><blockquote>I would call your doctor's office and ask. They'll likely be able to give you an answer of the phone without charge or a visit. It's possible the irritation is from excessive cleaning.<br /><br />Failing that, try the Debrox and see if it causes irritation. Make sure to ALWAYS use the Debrox before using the prescription drops or you'll just wash away the medicine. I'd be surprise if it helps though. Debrox is for wax removal, and it sounds like you have pus coming out of your ear, not wax. The prescription drops are your best bet.<br /></blockquote>Matthew Millerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15231470957925550626noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3828983045070769444.post-64893362138756780812010-02-12T06:00:00.001-05:002010-02-12T06:00:09.112-05:00Yes, they know you smoke pot<a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100202041310AAyxX0u">I Heard Marijuana Can Be Traced In Your Blood/Piss Up To 30 Day Later, Is This Tru?</a><br /><br />Corky's somewhat fictional answer:<blockquote><br />That's not quite true.<br /><br />It actually takes 45 to 60 days to be undetectable. 30 is an average, but there are a LOT of people for whom it takes longer. Hair samples can give you away months or years after you stop, depending on how long your hair is.<br /><br />There are over the counter test kits in many drug stores. While not as sensitive as the ones employers and the police use, if you test positive with one you can guarantee you'll test positive if anyone pays for a high quality lab test.</blockquote>Matthew Millerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15231470957925550626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3828983045070769444.post-78782529072849993652010-02-11T09:49:00.000-05:002010-02-11T09:49:00.202-05:00No, it won't make you blind<a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100202031918AAyuLzv">Can eye strain and looking a computer screen for too long cause Nystagmus?</a><br /><br /><blockquote>Your Answer:<br />As my optometrist said when I asked the same question:<br /><br />"You can't damage your eyes by using them"<br /><br />Your eyes can get tired and you may even develop a slight tick and a headache if you put them under a LOT of strain but it won't damage them. The stereotype of book worms going blind from too many years of reading are just stories.<br />Source(s):<br />I have a VERY straining eyeglass prescription and work with computers. My eyes are under a LOT of stress from my job.<br /></blockquote>Matthew Millerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15231470957925550626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3828983045070769444.post-30827341447181789812010-02-10T08:41:00.001-05:002010-02-10T08:41:00.449-05:00Weight loss tips from Corky<a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090908125102AAf7Vxy">Is it possible to loose 60 pounds in 6 months?</a><br /><blockquote>I'm 14 soon to be 15 and need to loose some weight and fast! is it possible to loose 60 pounds in 6 months? what are some really good types and tricks to loosing weight super fast. people say you gain weight back when you loose it fast but i don't care. i will make sure if and when it comes off it stays off. please help me?,<br />any tips, tricks, ideas, guides, websites will be greatly appreciated :)</blockquote><br />Best Answer - Chosen by Voters<br /><blockquote>Not and keep it off.<br /><br />Losing weight that fast just causes rebound gain when the fad diet ends. You need a real lifestyle change to keep weight off, and you need to lose it naturally and gradually.</blockquote>Matthew Millerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15231470957925550626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3828983045070769444.post-54093290010583735432010-02-09T08:38:00.000-05:002010-02-09T08:38:00.238-05:00Why do Irishmen dislike the smell of a boiling sheep's head?Corky got a "Best Answer"!<br /><br /><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100130203308AAAce1E">Why do Irishmen dislike the smell of a boiling sheep's head?</a><br /><blockquote>This Irishmen keeps complaining whenever I boil a sheep's head. He even got upset when he opened the pot and saw a sheep head's looking back at him. He says it's disgusting and grim. I just do not get it. What's the difference between eating a steak and eating a sheep's head? If you are going to eat animals, then why not eat the face too?</blockquote>Best Answer - Chosen by Asker<br /><blockquote>Unless you grew up with the dish, the smells from the disintegrating brain and eyes are nauseating. It's like offering a non-Scotsman Haggis or a non-Brit boiled pig's face. Some dishes are far too culturally focused to be eaten outside of their native population.<br /><br />Asker's Rating:<br /> 5 out of 5<br />Asker's Comment:<br /> I grew up with it and I still think that it's disgusting.</blockquote>Matthew Millerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15231470957925550626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3828983045070769444.post-33705945022831577852010-02-08T08:00:00.000-05:002010-02-08T08:00:08.293-05:00I really should write for TVs House<a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100130203313AASgOHk">Question</a><br /><blockquote>Should I be worried by this?<br />Okay, so I have been in a relationship with this guy for 2 weeks, but have known him for a bit longer. He seems perfect, and the chemistry is very strong. All is well, apart from some communication issues. For example, sometimes he won't return my calls, or he will say he will call me back and often does not. His excuse is often that he forgot, or he was busy. I know he is serious about this because we have even talked living together, and a lot of other deep stuff.<br /><br />Everything is there, but the communication. I mean we talk 3-5 times a week, ranging from 30 min to 3 hours each call. I have confronted him about this in the past, and even asked if there was someone else. He said that there wasn't, and he didn't intend to go with anyone else. Am I over reacting, or should I be worried? I know I have been controlling in past relationships, so I am trying to back off with the control this time. I can't help but worry though.</blockquote><br /><br />Your Answer:<blockquote><br />Sounds like an intestinal blockage. The weight loss is a pretty clear indication that she's not getting enough nutrition, so a major parasitic infection is also possible. If she's not showing signs of obvious discomfort then it's possible the infected area is already necrotic and nerve dead.<br /><br />Assuming you want her to live, get her to the emergency room STAT, preferably BEFORE one of her intestines ruptures. Keep in mind there's a chance child services will be called about your medical neglect. Of course you WILL face criminal charges if you keep neglecting this. Dead babies tend to get the DA's attention.<br /></blockquote>Matthew Millerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15231470957925550626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3828983045070769444.post-42460649915889960252010-02-05T07:20:00.000-05:002010-02-05T07:20:00.233-05:00And yes, they will sue<a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100130200609AAzeJ4h">Question</a><br />May someone sue me for anything...if I used to work at a company that is being sue even tough i dont work ther?<br />This is the situation---I started working with a photo studio company that had 1 year open. I started as a contract labor...in 1099 form. with the promise from the boss i was going to be turned into a w2 later...was there 2 years it never happen...Anyways..My position was to do mainly everything from being their studio photographer to-graphic designer for invitations and etc. to receptionist, secretary, photolab printer technician, Cashiers, and Office Manager. The problem started because I did not wanted to photograph such great and special days like wedding and quinceaneras yet --when i didnt have enough experience so I told my exboss that I could find someone to take the event photos for us..like a photographer for events and pay him by contract per project. So I asked a friend that supposetly was a photographer if he had ever taken weddings or that kind of events before and he said yes. So my exboss hired him for a quinceanera event. the pictures came out ok and looked good but he used his camera..so im guessing he was familiar with the settings and everything. Next event it was a wedding.. and he also said he could do it. so we gave him that project but we asked him to use our camera this time because his camera was a lower quality camera and we had asked him to practice that camera 1 week before event so he could feel familiar with it. Apparently we found out after the event that he did not have time to practice w camera..and all photos from wedding ceremony came out blurry where u can recognize no one and extremelly horrible. We were so angry at him that we did not know what to do...we had never encounter that before and the photographer was trying to put excuses and blame it on us etc. welll the photographer agreed to pay back the customer half of what they had already paid and the rest was gonna be printed from reception photos and bridals session because those did came out good...and ok...after that I myself had to lighten alot of photos from the original files the photographer gave me cuz they were super dark...after that he had been in contact with the client because we transfer her case to him since he was responsible for her pictures to try to fix...he needed to be in touch with her...mostly..we will call her once in a while to be update...and send her one email to see how she was with the photographer....she actually started saying the photographer was backstabbing us saying it was our fault and blaming it all on us ...and she was getting on his side because she said we were not returning any of her calls or emails..and we had a bad customer service...etc..she stopped by to the studio a couple of times and try to resolve the issue really sad...I felt so bad for the situation even tough i wasnt the photographer that ruined her wedding and gave her hopes atht I will try my best to fix the photos for her as much as i could and it will be possible. So I asked the photographer to help me on that but he took like 6 months to fix them...when i got the cd back supposetly fix it was the same thing i had given him at the beggining...never heard from him again after that....I told her about it...and she was mad...she just told me she hoped i could fix them for her..and that what i did i try my best to fix 6 diffrent photos for her we needed to give her...1-24x36 and 4 16x20--which we did its been almost 1 year and a half after that and she only has approved 2 prints...i been in contact with her even tough im not working there no more and trying to help her...and now she said if i dont fix her this she is suing the company and me becauase i was handdling her account...can she do anything to me ...I mean i was employed by the company to fixed someone else's mistake...whay would i be sue..and plus im no longer there I didt take those pictures i gave her good service all the time...and i try my best to fix those photos for her and i was honest to tell her that some photos could not be fixed....now she wants to sue me...may someone help me and advise in how may i defen myself on this can she do that? I really doubt it but i need to know...thak u so much<br /><br />Your Answer:<br />I hate to break it to you but you're open to liability on several fronts, and the former employer could go after YOU in a lawsuit to recoup losses if they lose.<br /><br />They might decide to go after you to recover the legal fees from this lawsuit anyway!Matthew Millerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15231470957925550626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3828983045070769444.post-91794885110781724602010-02-04T07:10:00.002-05:002010-02-04T07:10:00.212-05:00OMFG! He spending time with his SON!<a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100130200546AAdb2UQ">Question</a><br />Boyfriend of 10 yrs won't commit and now he is going on a hunting trip with his son to alaska dump him?<br />He loves to hunt and says he has always wanted to go to Alaska to hunt. We do alot of fishing together .<br /><br /><br />Your Answer:<br />So you're thinking of dumping him because he wants to spend a week bonding with his son instead of with you?<br /><br />Are you seriously THAT threatened by his son?<br /><br />I think you just spilled the beans on WHY he won't commit.Matthew Millerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15231470957925550626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3828983045070769444.post-13671138692737790822010-02-03T07:02:00.000-05:002010-02-03T07:02:00.211-05:00I'm afraid it's cancer<a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100130195319AAq3QdK">Question</a><br />Why are my testicles hurting??<br />My testicles seem to hurt sometimes for no reason. Usually when I sit to study or when I wake up in the morning, my testicles ache. I am a 20 year old male with a small penis and small testicles, so I definitely do not have a strong sex urge. Sometimes, my left testicles hangs lower, and this also causes aches. I almost always wear boxer briefs, which helps to ease the pain, but sometimes I still get it.<br /><br />I have stopped masturbating for about two weeks mainly to break my porn addiction and to get closer to God. Does anyone have an idea what could this be? Any guys have similar aches? Thanks and sorry for the details.<br /><br />Your Answer:<br />Pain like that is usually the result of hemorrhaging. Unless you remember receiving an injury around the time the pain started then a growth or infection is to blame. Do a self exam. If you've been checking your testes monthly as you SHOULD be, you'll know if there are any new umps or nodules.<br /><br />Either way, you need to get to your doctor for evaluation. If BOTH are in pain then it's possible that the growth has already spread.<br />Source(s):<br />My best friend from high school lost both his testicles to cancer and died of pancreatic cancer about two years later.Matthew Millerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15231470957925550626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3828983045070769444.post-32819693843682858562010-02-02T09:34:00.001-05:002010-02-02T09:36:17.905-05:00It's a tumor<a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100202062536AAu520g">The right testicle hurts if I touch it or if i move up the right leg?Urolog help plz?</a><br /><br /><blockquote>This is the third time that I do this question, plz help Im desperate :(<br />Firstable sorry my animal english, and if you're going to say go to the doc, plz dont even respond.I need a serious answer to create at least one idea of what can this be.<br /><br />3 months ago it started to hurt all of a sudden while I was turning back home from school.After I had some rest, it stoped and dissapeard.<br />1 month later started again but was hurting a little more, and from then, it has been hurting on and off till yestarday but it didnt hurt when masturbate, or sometimes I have been masturbating while it was hurting a little but the pain seemed to be not related to masturbation.Now its hurting ..hmmm.. lets say in a different way.it hurts when I touch it, when I move up the right leg and when I walk.<br />Can this be toursion?from what I know it has to be operated in 24 hours.<br /><br />I have to say that the last weeks i have been masturbating daily one or two times a day maybe thats why it started to hurt more.<br /><br />and one last thing, when I was younger I always suspected that I had a problem somewhere down there, because after ejaculation, I had the strong feling to urinate but when I used to go to urinate, it didn't came out.there is something wrong in this, no? and when I masturbated more then one time I was totally blocked, I couldn't urinate for hours.<br />Plz tell me what is it?</blockquote><br /><br />Most of the answers so far are "Go to a doctor." Corky is a bit more detailed in the reply:<br /><blockquote>That sounds like a tumor or a nasty infection. If it's an infection you need treatment appropriate to the type of infection and you probably need the puss drained by a doctor.<br /><br />If a tumor you need a biopsy to find out if it's cancerous or not.<br /><br />The pattern doens't sound much like an injury, but it could be a hernia. That needs to be checked out just as much anything else as the only viable treatment will be surgery.<br /><br />Whatever is causing the pain, I'm afraid a doctor will need to approach your bits with a scalpel. It may be tempting to delay further, but doing so could mean you'll eventually need those parts amputated instead of operated on.</blockquote>Matthew Millerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15231470957925550626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3828983045070769444.post-25365349601464061632010-01-30T22:26:00.003-05:002010-01-30T22:55:38.820-05:00When you let Yahoo Answers users pick the best answer...You get crap<br /><br /><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090908130307AAFjQaX">Here was the question:</a><br /><blockquote><br />Did you find Obama's Education Speech offensive?<br />If you did what about the speech offended you?<br /><br />If you didn't hear or see or read it, what about the speech offended you?</blockquote><br /><br />Here was the "Best Answer"<br /><br /><blockquote>Best Answer - Chosen by Voters<br />no, but the lesson plan was definitely offensive.</blockquote><br />Apparently Glenn Beck is a Yahoo Answers user.<br /><br />Here's a far better answer that was passed over:<br /><br /><blockquote>I only read it, but after reading it I felt encouraged. I'm in college, fighting a serious chronic illness, neither of my parents went to college (in fact my father is a piece of **** deadbeat alcoholic asshole), my brother dropped out of highschool at 16, and I'm not doing that well financially... But I know that with strength and persistence I can be successful. And I plan on it.<br /><br />Obama's speech just made me feel even more that I'm doing the right thing. I just hope that it inspires other kids to do the same.<br /><br />Anyone saying that its against Obama's constitutional rights is an idiot. Not only does freedom of speech include the president's freedom of speech, but if education wasn't backed by the government as it was when the constitution was first written, the only people going would be the wealthy. Everyone needs an education, and needs to be proactive in getting one, is all Obama was trying to say.</blockquote>Matthew Millerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15231470957925550626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3828983045070769444.post-22681405962134724192010-01-30T22:22:00.001-05:002010-01-30T22:24:06.900-05:00What should I do wiht my hair???<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx285/MeggoMyyEggo/Whiteee.jpg?t=1264907617"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 480px; height: 640px;" src="http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx285/MeggoMyyEggo/Whiteee.jpg?t=1264907617" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100130191625AAk87Wy">The Question:</a><br /><br />I need something new. What should I do with my hair?<br />http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx285/MeggoMyyEggo/Whiteee.jpg?t=1264907617<br /><br />What should I do with my hair?<br /><br />Corky's Answer:<br />Have a raffle at your school and sell off the right to shave your head as a breast cancer research fund raiser.<br /><br />You won't have to worry about your hair for a while, you'll be known as "That cool chick who shaved her head to save boobies" and it'll look REALLY good on your college applications.Matthew Millerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15231470957925550626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3828983045070769444.post-90667099583992868762009-09-08T14:57:00.000-04:002009-09-08T14:58:45.536-04:00Corky being helpful???<a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090908115226AAVyeoa&r=w#RIBtBlXCFjRIyFKQux6b">What is a good program to install that lets me download free music?</a><br />besides bear share and lime wire<br /><br />Corky's reply:<br /><br /><blockquote><span style="font-weight: bold;">Oooohh, iTunes has a LOT of free, legal music in the iTunes store!<br /><br />Movies and TV shows too! OH! and there are a lot of good music Podcasts too!<br />Source(s):<br />I use iTunes<br /></span></blockquote>Matthew Millerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15231470957925550626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3828983045070769444.post-86479215197787652552009-09-08T14:53:00.000-04:002009-09-08T14:55:36.328-04:00Distorted View Callout!Corky Asks <a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090727105535AAnFS4a">What does "Jiggooo" mean?</a><br />Some of my friends say or write"JIGOO" as a greeting and won't tell me what it means.<br /><blockquote><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Best Answer by <a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=AnqQmjW3RdY5RWXbMDmKn9bCxQt.;_ylv=3?show=2KMgx4C2aa">moomie</a> - Chosen by Voters<br />Jigoo: An official greeting between freaks.<br />Source(s):<br />Urban Dictionary</span></blockquote>Matthew Millerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15231470957925550626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3828983045070769444.post-60758633446117424972009-09-08T14:45:00.003-04:002009-09-08T14:53:46.220-04:00Corky is at it again!<a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090803081544AAkP6K1">What was the reason for Stacy Ferguson's dissapearance on Kids Incorporated?</a><br /><blockquote>On wikipedia, it says "Actors left the series when they "aged out" of their roles as kids. The disappearances of some long-running actors, such as Martika, Renee Sands, Stacy Ferguson, and Rahsaan Patterson, were written into the script." What was the reason for stacy's dissapearance? Thanks!</blockquote><br /><blockquote><span style="font-weight:bold;">Best Answer - Chosen by Voters<br />Her character went to college.</span></blockquote><br /><br />For ONCE Corky makes a some sense. Never mind the fact that the question is wrong about the provisions of the bill...<br /><br /><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090803075156AAsKEuN">What can we do to stop the health care bill?</a><br /><blockquote>Lets march on Washington<br /><br />Additional Details<br />Just wait until all you healthy unemployed people are fined for not paying for the goverment plan $300/mo.<br /><br />1 month ago<br />a better way: limit the amounts on lawsuits- get the lawyers out of it they are the reson for the high costs<br /><br />1 month ago<br />I'm afraid the only part of the plan that will survive is the part that forces all legal citizens to have insurance(like car insurance) whether you want it or not. After all us poor and middle class are the only ones not represented in Washington.</blockquote><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><blockquote>Best Answer - Chosen by Asker<br />Write your congresspeople and demand they READ the bill.</blockquote></span><br /><br /><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090730210507AAXhBnT">Can you believe people TRULY believe this proves obama = antichrist? Look for a 'pentagram' on his head.?</a><br /><a href="http://www.surfingtheapocalypse.net/pix2/pic216236.jpg">http://www.surfingtheapocalypse.net/pix2/pic216236.jpg</a><br /><blockquote><br />some people are soooooooo stupid<br /><br /> * 1 month ago<br /><br />Additional Details<br />it didnt make the link clickable. just copy and paste</blockquote><br /><blockquote><span style="font-weight:bold;">Best Answer - Chosen by Voters<br />Oh God I hope he's the antichrist!<br /><br />The whole POINT of supporting Israel was to bring about the conditions of the End Times. We've been working SO HARD to make things ready for Jesus to return and for all the Christians to be raptured. It would be GREAT if it finally happens!</span></blockquote><br /><br />I'm including the image in question here:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgef6dIE51VHQBdpZb5_bbZa6Xgl84ZtIEqA5hN_y30-Mtf7aBGb-WVUxnL-ELPBj2TkFtccsLUXxVEfM82DLw_H2RX58N_KnUr_6pC21oT67d9b4XwFQf8J4DikTWF17au0oOPGdtYpg/s1600-h/pic216236.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 312px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgef6dIE51VHQBdpZb5_bbZa6Xgl84ZtIEqA5hN_y30-Mtf7aBGb-WVUxnL-ELPBj2TkFtccsLUXxVEfM82DLw_H2RX58N_KnUr_6pC21oT67d9b4XwFQf8J4DikTWF17au0oOPGdtYpg/s400/pic216236.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5379171666981204370" /></a>Matthew Millerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15231470957925550626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3828983045070769444.post-11219126203871213182009-09-02T23:38:00.001-04:002009-09-02T23:40:06.831-04:00Well THAT teen's life is screwed<a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqCAdFN3AqOLoTQN.70wOaXty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090731212642AAA20wO&show=over%209000#profile-info-AA11220363">What odes the word weezy mean in teen lingo?</a><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">My son says great night but no "weezy" waht the heck could he talking about. i saw it on his facebook page.. Not snooping just curious</span><br /><br /><br />Best Answer - Chosen by Asker<br />It means he is "down" with class 1 drugs, like crack and amphetamines.<br /><br />It's a new word that is being used in gangs which means, "I like to smoke meth and rob people"<br /><br />I would get him some serious help as soon as possible.<br />Source(s):<br />I am an FBI agent<br /><br /><br />Asker's Rating:<br /> 4 out of 5<br />Asker's Comment:<br /> thanksMatthew Millerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15231470957925550626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3828983045070769444.post-62593536349952348942009-08-10T06:32:00.000-04:002009-08-10T06:32:00.321-04:00Is Linux Communist?This is, of course, another gag question. The odds of it being deleted are slim, but it'll be interesting to see what kinds of answers are given.<br /><br /><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090805075623AA7o18t">Is Open Source software Communist?</a><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">I keep hearing that Open Source software like Linux is a communist, anti-capitalist plot. Is that true?<br />Category<br /><br />Computers & Internet > Software<br /></span>Matthew Millerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15231470957925550626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3828983045070769444.post-15547685017167741122009-08-07T06:45:00.001-04:002009-09-08T14:38:56.813-04:00This would explain a lot...<span style="font-style:italic;">UPDATE: September 8-2009: The following question has been deleted.</span><br /><br />The question is good, but some of the answers are rather nutty:<br /><br /><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090804190933AApQO9a">Why do birthers continue asking the question "Why hasn't Obama produced his birth certificate"?</a> by "Is Rush a Donkey ('s a$s)?"<br /><br />Don't they know they're making the entire GOP look like fools ?<br />Do you think they really believe their own nonsense?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Answer by Corky P that actually makes a little sense:</span><br />The Birther movement is actually lead by deep cover liberals who are out to make Republicans look like fools. It's all a ploy to siphon off the moderates in the Republican party.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Some of the dumber replies:</span><br /><br /><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=Av62lQqiXkjhrjYNuNxtOl7Y7BR.;_ylv=3?show=ASXeYOjAaa">Peace through blinding force</a><br /><br />Because he STILL hasn't.<br />Outside of Obama's campaign, exactly ONE person has EVER claimed to have seen it and she ALSO claimed earlier that it didn't exist.<br /><br />We would like for just ONE person not on Obama's payroll to at least CLAIM they've seen ANY evidence whatsoever. So far, no one has.<br /><br /><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=Av62lQqiXkjhrjYNuNxtOl7Y7BR.;_ylv=3?show=zuXGQNd7aa"><span class="fn" title="Mick Jaguar">Mick Jaguar</span></a><br /><br />You're trying the Lib's talking points for the day and are trying to link a few with the many. It won't work. He never did produce his birth certificate anyway, so the problem rests with him, yet few care as do I. Now that birth certificates aren't important, Arnold can run for president. That would be coooool.<br /><br />Here we have <a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=Av62lQqiXkjhrjYNuNxtOl7Y7BR.;_ylv=3?show=YkVTGA2Xaa">Yuna</a> and some Holocaust Denial:<br /><br />If Jews really were gassed to death in World War II, they should have no problem allowing us to do autopsies on the bodies. But they won't let us...<br /><br />People who won't show what you need have something to hide.<br /><br /><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=Av62lQqiXkjhrjYNuNxtOl7Y7BR.;_ylv=3?show=SJEXY7Ufaa">Wendy</a><br /><br />you acorn people kill me....just tell us why he won't show ANY of his records?...what is he hiding?<br />Source(s):<br />liberals are going downMatthew Millerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15231470957925550626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3828983045070769444.post-51858473780274498952009-08-06T08:30:00.001-04:002009-08-06T08:30:00.626-04:00Corky the hackerThis answer by Corky was chosen as the "Best Answer" to the question:<br /><br /><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090727102224AAaU0eJ">http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090727102224AAaU0eJ</a><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />Resolved Question</span><br />How to install custom firmware on a htc fuze?<br />can you install custom firmware on a htc fuze and if u can than how to you do it?<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />Corky's Best Answer - Chosen by Voters</span><br />Isn't that like hacking? Isn't stuff like that banned on Yahoo Answers?Matthew Millerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15231470957925550626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3828983045070769444.post-333057445608405412009-08-05T10:12:00.001-04:002009-08-05T10:13:20.377-04:00Do you hope Obama is the AntiChrist too?The following question was actually DELETED by Yahoo Answers! I'm shocked that come content control actually happened.<br /><br /><blockquote>Do you hope Obama is the AntiChrist too?<br />Oh God I hope Obama is the AntiChrist!<br /><br />The whole POINT of supporting Israel was to bring about the conditions<br />for the End Times. We've been working SO HARD to make things ready for<br />Jesus to return and for all the Christians to be raptured. It'll be<br />GREAT when it finally happens! If Obama is the AntiChrist then the<br />Rapture will happen ANY MOMENT NOW!<br /><br />YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />All our hard work will have paid off and we'll be rewarded by being<br />taken bodily up to heaven to be with Jesus while the heathens are put<br />through the end times tribulations to get as many of them to convert<br />as possible!<br /><br />Christ's love is truly poured out upon me that I'll get ot be part of<br />the last generation!</blockquote>Matthew Millerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15231470957925550626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3828983045070769444.post-78301693267793960462009-07-27T14:14:00.005-04:002009-07-27T14:39:15.286-04:00Corky's Best Answers!<a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090304123815AACfb3R">One Conservative who isn't afraid to tell it like it is:?</a><br />Probably the only thing I agree with Mike Savage on:<br />Hush Bimbo - a political mouthpiece for the GOP and nothing more.<br /><br />Best Answer - Chosen by Asker<br />Sounds like a fun read, got a link to the transcript?<br /><br /><hr><br /><br />Corky got another round of "Best Answer" votes. It's depressing the kind of answers that lost out to the vapid, sound byte friendly drivel posted under the name of Corky.<br /><br /><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090308095157AAPtK5u">Help: What are some business documents...? Please answer?</a><br />used for the efficient transaction of businesss in your country? and what's the reason of their use of any three?<br /><br />Thanks!<br /><br />Best Answer - Chosen by Voters<br />They're documents used to run a business like a balance sheet and a lawbook and bills and invoices and stuff.<br /><br /><hr><br /><br /><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090304071759AARYaxQ">Why do loggers cut down trees ?</a><br />im doing a project on deforestation, one of my questions is why do loggers cut down trees ? also another of my questions is Why are there droughts ?<br />does anybody know the answer in full ? thanks x<br /><br />Best Answer - Chosen by Voters<br />Logger cut down threes because someone needs to cut down the trees so we can use them for paper, building supplied and frat paddles.<br /><br /><hr><br /><br /><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090304071747AAICtJz">Where can i get the soundtrack for spore?</a><br />hi i would like to get the music from the video game spore.<br />any one know where i can get it?<br />dont say itunes i checked there<br /><br />Best Answer - Chosen by Voters<br />LOL! Play the game and you'll hear it.<br /><br /><hr><br /><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090304073536AAA2YEw">How do you access an email address?</a><br /><br />Best Answer - Chosen by Voters<br />You go to the web site that hosts it and log in.<br /><br /><hr><br /><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090304073751AAhP2n1">Where do i buy a credit card for goodjobspotal.com?</a><br /><br />Best Answer - Chosen by Voters<br />You apply for one at Discovercard.com<br /><br /><hr><br /><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090308095156AAM2iBp">Need 100 business phone lines for cheap?</a><br />I am adding a telemarketing division to my business, but I want to keep my expenses down. Does anyone know of a phone company or phone service who would be very inexpensive for 100 phone lines?<br />Any help would be greatly appreciated<br /><br />Best Answer - Chosen by Voters<br />Telemarketing is evil, but you have to outsource it to India or it'll cost too much to run. They have whole packages to make it cheap.<br /><br /><hr><br /><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090304122233AAC9qTs">What causes your throat to itch?</a><br />sometimes my throat gets REALLY itchy and it makes me cough like crazy..i sound like im dying.<br /><br />Best Answer - Chosen by Voters<br />An allergy or a dried out throat. Try sleeping with a humidifier. If that doesn't work see an allergist.<br /><br /><hr><br /><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090411065433AAsKWxy">Is george bush a reptilian?</a><br />look at this very intresting youtube video about his eyes being slit.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksPtnQmq2dc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksPtnQmq2dc</a><br /><br />Best Answer - Chosen by Voters<br />Nah, he's not articulate enough to be a reptilian. They're more careful about the beings they put in public facing positions like that.<br /><br /><hr><br /><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090308094352AAmCGHe">Could i have herpes?? HELP!!!?</a><br />ok so my little sister is thirteen and had her first kiss last friday now she has sores in her mouth me and my other sister are taking her to get tested hopefully tuesday. im fifteen and she used my chap stick yesterday before she told me and i used it right after her. could i have herpes and if i can how high are my chances? all answers would be greatly appreciated thank you so much<br /><br />Best Answer - Chosen by Voters<br />LOL! I don't know, maybe.<br /><br /><hr><br /><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090308093503AAIW9MX">I want to download the song mothership remix.mp3 by enter shikari where can i get a hold of it?</a><br /><br />Best Answer - Chosen by Voters<br />I think amazon.com has it for sale, so does iTunes.Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144510933266229692noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3828983045070769444.post-58863816066810252732008-12-21T14:31:00.004-05:002008-12-21T14:56:41.549-05:00Corky is at it againCorky asked a challenging question today. Will it be banned???<br /><br /><blockquote><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081221112052AAyrmRt">How are atheists a kind of Muslim?<br /></a>My teachers is making us do papers on different religions and I got assigned atheism. I keep seeing online that a survey says atheists are a kind of muslim but I can't find the survey. Anyone know more on how atheists are a kind of muslim?<br /><br />Additional Details<br /><br />OK I'm not interested in atheists apologetics who say they aren't a kind of Muslim. I know they are because my pastor said so and he doesn't lie because he talks to God so does anyone have any real facts or just more atheist propaganda.</blockquote><br /><br />While logged in, Corky answered a number of questions with banal, mindless, religions nonsense. I'll post some examples if any are voted best answer, but you can peruse <a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=AvPA0CANr.h2.CiZ_OQKI6jd7BR.;_ylv=3?show=0tslWNw4aa">Corky's answers at Yahoo Answers</a>.Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144510933266229692noreply@blogger.com2