Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Corky being helpful???

What is a good program to install that lets me download free music?
besides bear share and lime wire

Corky's reply:

Oooohh, iTunes has a LOT of free, legal music in the iTunes store!

Movies and TV shows too! OH! and there are a lot of good music Podcasts too!
I use iTunes

Distorted View Callout!

Corky Asks What does "Jiggooo" mean?
Some of my friends say or write"JIGOO" as a greeting and won't tell me what it means.

Best Answer by moomie - Chosen by Voters
Jigoo: An official greeting between freaks.
Urban Dictionary

Corky is at it again!

What was the reason for Stacy Ferguson's dissapearance on Kids Incorporated?
On wikipedia, it says "Actors left the series when they "aged out" of their roles as kids. The disappearances of some long-running actors, such as Martika, Renee Sands, Stacy Ferguson, and Rahsaan Patterson, were written into the script." What was the reason for stacy's dissapearance? Thanks!

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
Her character went to college.

For ONCE Corky makes a some sense. Never mind the fact that the question is wrong about the provisions of the bill...

What can we do to stop the health care bill?
Lets march on Washington

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Just wait until all you healthy unemployed people are fined for not paying for the goverment plan $300/mo.

1 month ago
a better way: limit the amounts on lawsuits- get the lawyers out of it they are the reson for the high costs

1 month ago
I'm afraid the only part of the plan that will survive is the part that forces all legal citizens to have insurance(like car insurance) whether you want it or not. After all us poor and middle class are the only ones not represented in Washington.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
Write your congresspeople and demand they READ the bill.

Can you believe people TRULY believe this proves obama = antichrist? Look for a 'pentagram' on his head.?

some people are soooooooo stupid

* 1 month ago

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it didnt make the link clickable. just copy and paste

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
Oh God I hope he's the antichrist!

The whole POINT of supporting Israel was to bring about the conditions of the End Times. We've been working SO HARD to make things ready for Jesus to return and for all the Christians to be raptured. It would be GREAT if it finally happens!

I'm including the image in question here:

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Well THAT teen's life is screwed

What odes the word weezy mean in teen lingo?
My son says great night but no "weezy" waht the heck could he talking about. i saw it on his facebook page.. Not snooping just curious

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
It means he is "down" with class 1 drugs, like crack and amphetamines.

It's a new word that is being used in gangs which means, "I like to smoke meth and rob people"

I would get him some serious help as soon as possible.
I am an FBI agent

Asker's Rating:
4 out of 5
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Monday, August 10, 2009

Is Linux Communist?

This is, of course, another gag question. The odds of it being deleted are slim, but it'll be interesting to see what kinds of answers are given.

Is Open Source software Communist?
I keep hearing that Open Source software like Linux is a communist, anti-capitalist plot. Is that true?

Computers & Internet > Software

Friday, August 7, 2009

This would explain a lot...

UPDATE: September 8-2009: The following question has been deleted.

The question is good, but some of the answers are rather nutty:

Why do birthers continue asking the question "Why hasn't Obama produced his birth certificate"? by "Is Rush a Donkey ('s a$s)?"

Don't they know they're making the entire GOP look like fools ?
Do you think they really believe their own nonsense?

Answer by Corky P that actually makes a little sense:
The Birther movement is actually lead by deep cover liberals who are out to make Republicans look like fools. It's all a ploy to siphon off the moderates in the Republican party.

Some of the dumber replies:

Peace through blinding force

Because he STILL hasn't.
Outside of Obama's campaign, exactly ONE person has EVER claimed to have seen it and she ALSO claimed earlier that it didn't exist.

We would like for just ONE person not on Obama's payroll to at least CLAIM they've seen ANY evidence whatsoever. So far, no one has.

Mick Jaguar

You're trying the Lib's talking points for the day and are trying to link a few with the many. It won't work. He never did produce his birth certificate anyway, so the problem rests with him, yet few care as do I. Now that birth certificates aren't important, Arnold can run for president. That would be coooool.

Here we have Yuna and some Holocaust Denial:

If Jews really were gassed to death in World War II, they should have no problem allowing us to do autopsies on the bodies. But they won't let us...

People who won't show what you need have something to hide.


you acorn people kill me....just tell us why he won't show ANY of his records?...what is he hiding?
liberals are going down

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Corky the hacker

This answer by Corky was chosen as the "Best Answer" to the question:


Resolved Question

How to install custom firmware on a htc fuze?
can you install custom firmware on a htc fuze and if u can than how to you do it?

Corky's Best Answer - Chosen by Voters

Isn't that like hacking? Isn't stuff like that banned on Yahoo Answers?

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Do you hope Obama is the AntiChrist too?

The following question was actually DELETED by Yahoo Answers! I'm shocked that come content control actually happened.

Do you hope Obama is the AntiChrist too?
Oh God I hope Obama is the AntiChrist!

The whole POINT of supporting Israel was to bring about the conditions
for the End Times. We've been working SO HARD to make things ready for
Jesus to return and for all the Christians to be raptured. It'll be
GREAT when it finally happens! If Obama is the AntiChrist then the
Rapture will happen ANY MOMENT NOW!


All our hard work will have paid off and we'll be rewarded by being
taken bodily up to heaven to be with Jesus while the heathens are put
through the end times tribulations to get as many of them to convert
as possible!

Christ's love is truly poured out upon me that I'll get ot be part of
the last generation!

Monday, July 27, 2009

Corky's Best Answers!

One Conservative who isn't afraid to tell it like it is:?
Probably the only thing I agree with Mike Savage on:
Hush Bimbo - a political mouthpiece for the GOP and nothing more.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
Sounds like a fun read, got a link to the transcript?

Corky got another round of "Best Answer" votes. It's depressing the kind of answers that lost out to the vapid, sound byte friendly drivel posted under the name of Corky.

Help: What are some business documents...? Please answer?
used for the efficient transaction of businesss in your country? and what's the reason of their use of any three?


Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
They're documents used to run a business like a balance sheet and a lawbook and bills and invoices and stuff.

Why do loggers cut down trees ?
im doing a project on deforestation, one of my questions is why do loggers cut down trees ? also another of my questions is Why are there droughts ?
does anybody know the answer in full ? thanks x

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
Logger cut down threes because someone needs to cut down the trees so we can use them for paper, building supplied and frat paddles.

Where can i get the soundtrack for spore?
hi i would like to get the music from the video game spore.
any one know where i can get it?
dont say itunes i checked there

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
LOL! Play the game and you'll hear it.

How do you access an email address?

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
You go to the web site that hosts it and log in.

Where do i buy a credit card for goodjobspotal.com?

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
You apply for one at Discovercard.com

Need 100 business phone lines for cheap?
I am adding a telemarketing division to my business, but I want to keep my expenses down. Does anyone know of a phone company or phone service who would be very inexpensive for 100 phone lines?
Any help would be greatly appreciated

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
Telemarketing is evil, but you have to outsource it to India or it'll cost too much to run. They have whole packages to make it cheap.

What causes your throat to itch?
sometimes my throat gets REALLY itchy and it makes me cough like crazy..i sound like im dying.

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
An allergy or a dried out throat. Try sleeping with a humidifier. If that doesn't work see an allergist.

Is george bush a reptilian?
look at this very intresting youtube video about his eyes being slit.


Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
Nah, he's not articulate enough to be a reptilian. They're more careful about the beings they put in public facing positions like that.

Could i have herpes?? HELP!!!?
ok so my little sister is thirteen and had her first kiss last friday now she has sores in her mouth me and my other sister are taking her to get tested hopefully tuesday. im fifteen and she used my chap stick yesterday before she told me and i used it right after her. could i have herpes and if i can how high are my chances? all answers would be greatly appreciated thank you so much

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
LOL! I don't know, maybe.

I want to download the song mothership remix.mp3 by enter shikari where can i get a hold of it?

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
I think amazon.com has it for sale, so does iTunes.