Corky's Best Answers!

One Conservative who isn't afraid to tell it like it is:?
Probably the only thing I agree with Mike Savage on:
Hush Bimbo - a political mouthpiece for the GOP and nothing more.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
Sounds like a fun read, got a link to the transcript?

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Corky got another round of "Best Answer" votes. It's depressing the kind of answers that lost out to the vapid, sound byte friendly drivel posted under the name of Corky.

Help: What are some business documents...? Please answer?
used for the efficient transaction of businesss in your country? and what's the reason of their use of any three?

Thanks!

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
They're documents used to run a business like a balance sheet and a lawbook and bills and invoices and stuff.

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Why do loggers cut down trees ?
im doing a project on deforestation, one of my questions is why do loggers cut down trees ? also another of my questions is Why are there droughts ?
does anybody know the answer in full ? thanks x

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
Logger cut down threes because someone needs to cut down the trees so we can use them for paper, building supplied and frat paddles.

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Where can i get the soundtrack for spore?
hi i would like to get the music from the video game spore.
any one know where i can get it?
dont say itunes i checked there

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
LOL! Play the game and you'll hear it.

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How do you access an email address?

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
You go to the web site that hosts it and log in.

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Where do i buy a credit card for goodjobspotal.com?

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
You apply for one at Discovercard.com

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Need 100 business phone lines for cheap?
I am adding a telemarketing division to my business, but I want to keep my expenses down. Does anyone know of a phone company or phone service who would be very inexpensive for 100 phone lines?
Any help would be greatly appreciated

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
Telemarketing is evil, but you have to outsource it to India or it'll cost too much to run. They have whole packages to make it cheap.

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What causes your throat to itch?
sometimes my throat gets REALLY itchy and it makes me cough like crazy..i sound like im dying.

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
An allergy or a dried out throat. Try sleeping with a humidifier. If that doesn't work see an allergist.

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Is george bush a reptilian?
look at this very intresting youtube video about his eyes being slit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksPtnQmq2dc

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
Nah, he's not articulate enough to be a reptilian. They're more careful about the beings they put in public facing positions like that.

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Could i have herpes?? HELP!!!?
ok so my little sister is thirteen and had her first kiss last friday now she has sores in her mouth me and my other sister are taking her to get tested hopefully tuesday. im fifteen and she used my chap stick yesterday before she told me and i used it right after her. could i have herpes and if i can how high are my chances? all answers would be greatly appreciated thank you so much

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
LOL! I don't know, maybe.

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I want to download the song mothership remix.mp3 by enter shikari where can i get a hold of it?

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
I think amazon.com has it for sale, so does iTunes.

Corky is at it again

Corky asked a challenging question today. Will it be banned???

How are atheists a kind of Muslim?
My teachers is making us do papers on different religions and I got assigned atheism. I keep seeing online that a survey says atheists are a kind of muslim but I can't find the survey. Anyone know more on how atheists are a kind of muslim?

Additional Details

OK I'm not interested in atheists apologetics who say they aren't a kind of Muslim. I know they are because my pastor said so and he doesn't lie because he talks to God so does anyone have any real facts or just more atheist propaganda.

While logged in, Corky answered a number of questions with banal, mindless, religions nonsense. I'll post some examples if any are voted best answer, but you can peruse Corky's answers at Yahoo Answers.

Corky the Brewmaster??

How can I make wine?

I've looked it up on many sites but they're all telling me how to make 5 gallons at a time. I can get my hands on a lot of berries, but not that many berries. lol. SO basically, what I'm asking is, can anyone give me some steps on how to make 1 or 2 gallons at a time? (I grow my own berries, but I can also go out and buy them if I need to.)

Corky's useful (No really) reply:

Scale down all the ingredients except the yeast. Just follow the directions you already have with the reduced quantity of grape juice. Try making a gallon to start. Using more yeast at the start will just make the fermentation process a little faster.

Talk to folks at your local brewing supply store. They might have some tips on "Small batch" brewing or information on sources of cheap grape juice.

Try doing a gallon. Get a one gallon glass container. You also need an airtight plug that's been fitted with an appropriate air lock, so air can escape without wild yeasts or bacteria getting in.

Be sure to reduce the sulfides appropriately or the Yeast will be killed off as well as any "Bad" bacteria.

Of course, if the poster didn't already know most of this, it just means his research consisted of about five minutes on Google. A half hour of research should be enough to at least find a few good books to check out of the library. I deliberately left out a few terms just because I was cheesed off by his lack of basic research.

Corky tells it like it is

I decided to post a few answers in using Account 005.

SEO Advice?

Anyone out there have any great advice or system that they use for their search engine optimization?


My Answer:

Yeah, I call it "Editing."

There's no magic software that makes your site perfect and makes Search Engines send a whole lot of data to it. You need to pick your search terms and write your content to use those terms.

Apparently Mexican marriages aren't valid in the USA

Married n mexico and texas?

my dad married his 1st wife in mexico ,but didnt' gt a divorce frm her.Now she wants to claim his benefits and retirement funds can she?? Then he married my mom without getting a divorce here in TEXAS..Oh my dad has passed that's why all this is goign on..what can my mom do does she have any rights..

To paraphrase Pascal, I cannot imagine the confusion of ideas that would lead to such a question. The asker is either a prankster, or somehow thinks Mexican marriages shouldn't be valid in the USA.

I posted the following reply as Alex K:

It doesn't matter what country the wedding happened in. Your Father was a bigamist when he was "Married" to your mother and his marriage to her was invalid and illegal.

He was living in sin with her the whole time they were together.

Alex wants some Advice

I've posted a new question from Alex. I'm interested to see what kind of answers I get if any.

How should I handle this coworker?

I was talking to a coworker about "The Sound of Music" and she insisted the family was Catholic! I told her they were Jewish and that was why the NAZIS were after them but she didn't believe me. THEN she said that you could go to their ski resort in Vermont! I told here "It's just a movie" but she insisted it was a TRUE STORY. I told her in the movie they went to Switzerland but she said after the movie they went to the USA and opened a ski resort.

How would you deal with a coworker like that who thinks a silly musical is TRUE???

And apparently Alex is fairly Conservative to boot.

Uncomfortable with a religious coworker?

The computer guy has a picture of something he calls the FSM in his cube and he talks about Pirates when I bring it up. I ask him about it and he says it's a religion and he follows it, but that thing looks like a demon to me. What do I do about a coworker who worships demons? Should I tell the owner? I'm worried his Satanism might bring demons into the office, like that woman who had a statue of Buddha before we made her get rid of it.

What should I do? I don't want to be seen as some sort of fanatic but I also don't want to expose myself to Satan!

How can I get rid of this evil influence in the office without making my coworkers think I'm crazy?

After getting a couple dozen replies I added the following "Details"

OK, I know some people think I'm being paranoid about this tentacle thing he has at his desk but it's NOT a good thing and I don't care if people think it;s just a joke. It's a DEMON and is UNNATURAL and it's telling him pirates are good but pirates are thieves rapists and murderers.

And the Buddha statue was making people sick and bringing demons into the office until we got rid of it. Satan is real and he used eastern mysticism to attack us and hide his demons which is why we don;t let people bring hippie crystals in either.

Best Answers for Alex!

Alex K. has been awarded a new "Best Answer".

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
First of all, the link is probably an attempt to steal data from you. While it's an IP address, it's t trying to use the certificate for west.com.

Second, the error is that you aren't authorized to view the page. You need a login that will let you load the content at the URL.

You need to get in touch with the folks who run 199.38.49.76 and sign up for an account. It's also possible that their server has a configuration problem that prevents it from serving the object to people on the Internet.